Sir Toby's -- Invisibility Cloak
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“With interest I have been reading the stories told of your Jesus.” The Old Man occupied his usual place by the fire, the thin trail of smoke that rose from his pipe adding to the perpetual haze which enveloped the coarse yet voluble theologians gathered at Sir Toby’s. His long and bony finger hovered above the scroll, begrimed and creased and rendered flexible by much use, that lay spread open before him on the table. “Tell me, by what good fortune did this valuable piece of correspondence from Luke to Theophilus come into your possession?” “What?” Returning from the kitchen with yet another flagon of beer, the Ethiopian hermit glanced over the Old Man’s shoulder. “Oh yes, the letter is widely distributed among the Christians.” “Ah, of course, a copy.” His finger traced a line of text. “In this particular story Jesus is teaching in the synagogue. Though I am not yet familiar with his particular wisdom, apparently it provoked no small controversy among his contemporaries.” Leaning back from the table the Old Man squinted at the scroll. “After reading from his holy book Jesus offers a brief observation about the text. His listeners marvel at the words that proceed from his mouth. Then, immediately after this success, he recounts an incident from the days of Elishah the prophet – apparently the incident was well-known among the people, for Jesus calls attention only to certain very specific features of what must have been a far longer account. Now those who but a moment before praised Jesus are enraged by him. Luke writes that they dragged Jesus from the synagogue to a precipice at the margins of the village, their intent being to cast him down, to his death perhaps.” “You must understand the historical context,” pronounced the Alexandrian scholar, his words strongly accented but precise. “Though the Book of Kings is not specific about the duration of the drought, the three years and six months specified here by Jesus and later by James assume a well-known oral tradition that…” “Excellent, well said,” the Old Man interjected loudly; the Alexandrian, stunned, held his tongue for a change. “Now look here,” the Old Man said, jabbing the text with the long nail of his index finger. “Jesus survives this assault. Does the mob relent? Do other voices rise up in support of Jesus? Does Jesus himself elaborate on the words that had provoked his listeners to such drastic measures? No indeed. I quote: ‘But passing through the midst of them he went away.’ With surprising agility the Old Man sprang to his feet. “Passing through the midst of them! Powerful magic indeed. Of course there are distractions and subterfuges available to even the least gifted of wizards. But the more powerful means of enchantment, the spells, the cloaks… well it’s unusual, isn’t it? To have performed this feat in such trying conditions, witnessed by so many people… And he seems to have used neither words nor devices to achieve the effect. Remarkable. Tell me: did Jesus ever reveal this secret magic by which he rendered himself invisible? Perhaps he passed this knowledge on to his apprentices?” Still standing, the Old Man leaned with both hands on the table and swept his expectant gaze around the inn. |
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The Monk
So, this dingy, smelly, dogflea infested, eatery was where the greatest Western minds gathered to argue about maya?
I have walked all the way from the forests south of Trincomalee to witness this absurdity. So mused the monk. His green refuge of silence now a distant and indistinct memory.
With little bits of text on little bits of parchment, were they going to discover the secrets of the universe? They appeared confident, or so it seemed, the old man was now declaiming on the lack of suggestions to his questions.
The monk stood. He was diminutive, about 50 and with a wisp of graying beard that swayed gently below his chin. No one even turned to look.
“There is nothing strange about invisibility, it is the natural corollary of visibility, is it not?”… the silence was sudden. The old man looked discomfited. He blustered “what do you mean, is it not magic?”. “No indeed, I can show you that disappearing is as easy as appearing, for we see what is there only if what is there can bend light. If light passes through then we are blind even though we see. Seeing but not seeing, is that not something that the same master said?”,
They were trapped in the thought for it was unsettling, profound, and when they looked up at the monk, behold he was gone.
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Re: Invisibility Cloak
Observing the turn that the conversation was now taking, the Trappist could see that, perhaps by the hand of a benign providence, he had been called to this place and this hour - this moment of destiny. Equally, he knew that it was going to call on all of his powers of rhetoric and persuasion - subterfuge even - to address the dark powers which lay behind the seemingly innocuous vacuity of the discussion. Here was a challenge to which he would, must, rise - for which he had perhaps been born, and for which all of his life so far had been a preparation - before a theological paradigm was established which might derail the train of scholarship in the academies and seminaries, and hence give rise to a generation of prebends and ordinands, and so by a fatal chain of consequence, corrupt the minds of honest, gullible folk flocking week by week to their customary pews in houses of religious observance, for years, if not generations to come.
Sensing the moment, the Trappist once again felt the frisson which accompanied the call of destiny - the challenge which sent adrenalin rushing through every cell of his being. He adjusted his moustache, and rose from his bench.
“Fellow theologians!” He boomed, achieving the anticipated and pleasurable shocked response and turning of heads which always added weight to the gravitas of his demeanour and delivery.
“Of course, what we are observing in this arcane discussion today is nothing more than a stratagem, a cover for more profound and pressing issues - not some ivory-tower debate amongst cloistered scholars, anchorites and hermits living out their days in sequestered cells of the mind - if not the body.
“Let us consider - in ordered, logical sequence - the facts of the matter under scrutiny. ‘Invisibility’ - what does this word perpend? And by what chain of logic can we follow it to its true and derivative meaning? ‘That which is unseen’? But with a shift of prestidigital sleight of hand, the silk scarf of deception is whisked away, and the rabbit of hidden significance is pulled from the top hat of persiflage and dissimulation. Allow me to make my meaning perfectly plain, by producing the lexical key which unlocks the door of obstupefaction, obstrusity and obfuscation. Dare I mention the word: ‘antonym’?”
A gasp arose from the assembled throng.
“What then is ‘Invisibility’ anything other than a coded signifier of its opposite? And what is this gathering in this resort of chequered reputation, if not outright ill-fame, anything other than a ploy to mask a deeper intent - to foist upon an unsuspecting world a plot of such malign magnitude that it will shake our academies of pure theological enquiry to their very foundations - such as we have not experienced since the vision of the Syriac Damascene who was enticed into the wilderness of Zin by the three-headed quadruped of Nineveh!”
The atmosphere in the hostel was electric. All eyes were now firmly fixed on the Trappist, whose eloquence and steely-gazed demeanour had riveted their attention to him.
“And what is this word, which even now rises from the depths of our collective unconscious, to appear in the full light of day, parading itself on the stage of history - for all to see? What is this beast which arises from the sea - this antonym? I refer, of course, to ‘Emergent’!”
The weight attached to this final word seemed to infuse it with the power and authority of a dangerous missile - causing the assembled throng by reflexive action to cower behind their pewter pint pots, and duck under beer-stained tables.
“In short,” continued the Trappist, winding to the end of his peroration, “By a catena of possibilities, we might con-join the story of the Mount of Precipitation with the equally apposite tale of the Gadarene demoniac, from whom the demonic infestation flew into the herd of pigs, and were precipitated to their doom over a cliff into the Galileean Sea.”
With a flourish, he drew from his cloak a copy of the manifesto which had been the true focus of the triumvirate’s deliberations, and from which the Elderly Sage had sought to distract attention by the smoke-screen of misleading theological controversy.
“Thus,” thundered the Trappist with prophetic intensity, flinging the manifesto to the floor, “may the words of all heresy find their ultimate destination and doom!”
At which point his moustache, which had been adopting an ever more acute angle to his face, fell to the floor.
Interlude I
The consternation was general. Sir Toby’s had never witnessed so much excitement in such a short time. The Trappist finally succeeded in getting a half back and sent the dog packing with a swift kick before turning to glare at the inoffensive but nonetheless offending Austrian.
Somebody suddenly remembered that this was an Inn and cries of "More Pilsner!" and "A couple of pitchers, and quickly!" again started to echo round the befuddled gathering.
An old lady sat near where the strange Easterner had ‘disappeared’. She could hardly contain her excitement, for she had seen it with her own eyes. The very secret of invisibility.
"You know" she sibilantly whispered to a middle aged candlemaker who was seated just behind her, "that was a spy". "What are you talking about? How can he be a spy, they’re supposed to blend in while all he did was stand out!". "But that’s just it" said she, "While all of you were thinking, in a split second he released his robe, and underneath he was wearing A SUIT, then his beard came off, he spat something on to the floor, and then he sat down right there. As soon as the Old Man started to shout, and everyone turned towards him, that spy slipped out".
The Candlemaker gawked at her, was it possible? Could the secret of invisibility be so simple? Yet, hadn’t that Trappist chappy fooled them all with just one moustache?
But, the really big question, and that the most philosohical of them all - Why on earth? What possible purpose could have been served by causing the Trappist to be just so slightly delayed in his delivery, or was it more to do with shaking the Old Man off of some dangerous trail? The questions piled up, and now it was the Candlemaker who looked around for someone with whom to share these delicious intrigues. Aah, right over there was Johannes, the Baker’s assistant…
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Re: Interlude I
The Old Man slammed down the hatch which provided a means of observing what was happening in the communal room from the antechamber. Inside the small annex, three familiar figures might have been made out - in addition to the Sage, who stomped towards a hard-backed chair, and slumped down on it.
“Once again, congratulations are in order for an impeccable performance,” said a suave figure seated by a trapdoor which gave out onto the external wall of the hostel, directly above the Vlatava. “However, there do remain one or two issues to be addressed.”
“Hell’s teeth!” swore an Australian personage, easily identifiable by the shock of red hair and bristling beard as the Antipodean.
“Yes,” said the Sage grumpily. “I think we may have got away with it this time. But the emerging storyline is beginning to leave a lot to be desired.”
“Indeed,” spoke one who had just entered the room via a concealed entrance, none other than he, the Trappist, who had just discharged himself of the bombastic invective which had electrified his theological audience. “Disappearing monks, Viennese Alienists, characters from nursery rhymes - I think it is time that the Project was relocated from these dismal quarters and relaunched from somewhere more salubrious.”
“Precisely what I was thinking,” said the suave westerner. “Miss Sophie’s, then?”
“No, it has already been arranged,” said the Trappist. “Paulchen has made a room available. The Czech Inn - merely a 10 minute tram ride from the centre, a direct route to the Castle, Art Nouveau embellishments on every building, a congenial clientele and atmosphere. Everything is in place.”
“And the relaunch of the Project?” questioned the Antipodean.
“Everything is in place,” said the Westerner. “The opposition thrown off the scent, the possibility of uninterrupted access to the world’s media, while our colleagues,” he nodded towards the adjacent rooms, where the sound of wild chanting of familiar children’s songs about medieval craftsmen and purveyors of everyday provisions mingled with raucous laughter and the filling of pint-pots, “engage themselves in more congenial pursuits.”
“The four figures shrouded themselves in their theological cloaks, and donning theological pointed hats, slipped unobtrusively out into the street in the warm, early autumn sunshine.
The Prelude
The bedraggled beggar waited with seemingly endless patience on the street opposite the den of the dubiouos thinkers.
It had been all a bit too close for comfort. There was something decidedly less than salubrious being plotted out. Now, how to find out exactly what? The Cardinal’s plan had backfired and he would be furious. By now the word would have got back to that master of spies. And who could guess how many other blinkered eyes had watched his monkish persona’s near miraculous escape. But then he had seen the Trappist secreting that scroll in his shoulder pack. The very scroll that had been so carefully crafted in the Cardinal’s own laboratory, any discussion of the contents of which should have revealed the true nature of the heresies that awaited the cabbal’s dissemination.
They knew, there was no doubt about it. Evasive action would be taken and it was imperative that he stay one step ahead of them. He could feel it in his bones. Powerful minds were at work, and the final denouement was not far off.
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The Cardinal's New Clothes
Would that there had been some alternative to this furtively destructive battle, nay war, the Cardinal mused, with only one decent operative nearly in place, I need to bring in some players. The threat of an untimely uprising of an immature E is simply too great to contemplate. The King’s orders had been unambiguous, and final - at no cost must there be further division!
The failure of the Monk was unfortunate. He picked up his mobile and called the one operative left who may, just may, be still implantable. Precisely on the third ring : "Yes Master?" she answered.
"I need you. Pick up the next flight home. Don’t use the Austrian route. Prepare yourself by reading everything you can on … EMERGENCE!"
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Research
Just an hour into the last long leg and she had her laptop going at full speed. This stuff was interesting, very interesting and potentially explosive, she could pick out the contours of the Cardinal’s agitation.
Fomenting division, as a prelude to atomisation had been Satan’s favourite but most hidden passtime over the last two millennia. The sad, sad, history of Christianity! The scholars of this once great religion, those who should have been guarding these gates, these most often were the first to be subverted to his cause, and they didn’t have a clue!
Now, the Cabal were finally preparing the penultimate assaults. Rifts that would run up and down every tattered seam of what was left of the patchwork quilt that was now Christendom.
Issues were being primed. Opposing arguments planted, feelings were being stoked up; the truth, or the Truth, in such small increments were the seeds of ultimate disruption to be planted that would nullify all that had been begun with that crushingly historical blow dealt from the wooden beams and stony cave.
The Cardinal was frightened, and that was scary, for he had been preparing himself for this ultimate test for as long as she could recall - and they went back together a fair ways, these two. Now, how was she going to get in? The coded sms’s had been pouring in and that the Monk should have failed, and probably been detected, indicated that her chances were slender. Yet, in another 8 hours, she too would try.
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Ways and Means
She was in place. it had not been easy, for the cabal had apparently split up. The stratagem was deep. Which group was going to do the real damage? Or was it that there were two weapons being weilded to supplement each other or perhaps to act as backup? High time to find some answers.
The apparently more powerful group led by the Trappist had headed into the heart of the city. They would be followed by the monkish beggar and kept under close external observation. Unbeknown to them the Cardinal had their friend Paulchen by the short hairs for something in his past.
But the Old Man was still here and the Cardinal suspected him the most. The Trappist was dangerous, but during his brief, enforced leave the Cabal had continued their deliberations without a stumble, or even a pause.
The Westerner was the writer, the craftsman, of their secret pamphlet, but he was not ultimately the author. The driving force, he who played with simulacra on many levels, was actually here and she was at his side, or more acurately at his feet!
The real apprentice had been neatly sidetracked as she disembarked from her Train. Now I would, hmmm, no, was, the postgraduate student from the Sorbonne. He, the Old One, would not deign to share his secrets with a lowly student, but then, she had her own ways of finding out, for wasn’t she the proverbial Cat?
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Re: Sir Toby's -- Invisibility Cloak
The Old Man had really dozed off this time. At first she had suspected that he was merely placing temptation in her path to see what mischeif she might get up to, and that indeed was still a possibility, but then he was old. Last night he had been up, busily, almost desperately, scribbling on another scroll till almost dawn. That scroll was still spread out beneath him on the desk and he was now out cold face down upon it. It was 6 a.m. when she had quietly got up from her bedroll on the floor in the anteroom.
She had watched with patience for a half hour now and was satisfied that he really was insensible. The satchell with his pipe and tobacco and some other bits of parchment was leaning on the leg of his chair and to this she now gave her undivided attention.
And there it was, what looked like detailed notes on something called "Otherways". She felt the thrill of fear and anticipation as she pulled out her cam and scanned the scroll from top to bottom. No time to read now, she would do that later. The opportunity had been preprogrammed as she was scheduled to attend a lecture on the great Jan Hus and his contemporary Wycliffe at the famous Charles University. In spite of her present preoccupation, she was looking forward to it, for Lollardism was the real forerunner of todays postmodernism.
The Old Man groaned and turned slightly. She shook him gently awake and helped him to stagger to the fourposter that dominated one corner of the main room. These rooms were ancient and this was purportedly the very same suite where St. Agnes had stayed during the construction of her hospital.
She called down for coffee and went back to being the assiduous student. The Old Man had given her some of his own papers on the Lollards and she was soon absorbed.
Her cell buzzed once. An SMS. She decoded it. "Come backstage of the 3rd Hall by 3:30". It was unsigned. She sipped her coffee. Something unforeseen and also urgent. The Cardinal simply would never have risked this otherwise. Speculation was useless, she would wait and see.
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Cat's in the cradle
The lecture hall was full. It seems that the very name Hus would bring out the crowds in Czechoslovakia! The presentation was lively and competent but there was nothing new. Another tale of a quickly smothered split off of true Christianity and how it met its deserved end. It was funny how the Reformation was treated so differently, but then, that was politics for you, the politics of power. The cross and the gospel soon forgotten, replaced by this worldwide network of duelling but rich religiosi!
Her reverrie came to an abrupt end. There was work to do. She quietly slipped out and found a bench near the fountain, pulled out her cam, extracted the pen, and plugged it into her laptop.
The Old Man’s critique was acute and fatal. Copious notes, but at the end, angrily, almost disgustedly "where’s Neitzsche, and how could they ignore Foucault". "The existentialists are not acknowledged and even the linguists Wittgenstein, Gadamer, and Chomsky". And the very idea that eschatology will, can or should correct history, modernist! Thus the ‘dreaded pamphlet’, in his own words scrawled beneath the quotes and heavily underlined, "Will Not FLY!".
She scanned the quoted text. Much was the talk of Derrida, Lyotard, and ‘narrative’, but many really important thinkers had been strangely shunned and the resulting "Critical Realism" therefore left as a simple mental exercise, skewed by an interesting but eccentric eschatological perspective, one that may enrich but would more likely simply propagate a bunch of new historical and intercultural errors of analysis.
Most shockingly, the corrective of letting the text deconstruct itself and its context, that was prominently missing as was the crying need for continuing cross-perspectival collaboration.
The Old Man, and he really was an outsider, one outsider that perhaps would
have fleshed out their enterprise had they not been in such a hurry and so sure of their
ground.
She looked at her watch, 3:15, time to meet the Big C!
Behind the backdrops, the engrimed skylights let in dusty beams of midafternoon sunlight. It was silent. She went further and saw the change rooms, their doors hanging open. Props lay scattrered about and she made a loud clatter as she blundered into a mop and pail.
The Cardinal appeared at her side "Well?". "Boss, either they have misled the Old Man by giving him a false trail to analyse or they are a bunch of egomaniacal fools. As it stands there will be a few within the folds of the Emergings who might find it of interest but as a whole the impact will be limited." "Excellent dear Cat, you have done well. Our Monk is now in London and he seems to report something similar though his analysis was based on less information than you have gathered. And the Old Man?" "Madamme, I see him as a genuine seeker, one who hoped that they actually had something new, but he is still the skeptic and will probably remain so… I like him, his perspective is different, even Differant!".
"Well then, till your next assignment, you may stick on and do that which most interests you - Learn." For some moments all she could hear were their out-of-time breaths, "I am greatly relieved, but we must be ready, it is only a matter of time before the enemy actually lays his hands on the right tool, still that’s now my headache, but do keep those sharp ears wide open. As usual, the telegram of your mother’s sudden illness may arrive at any moment, so be prepared!"
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Re: Commentaries
Doyle’s analysis (Review of Theological Studies/Sept. 2007) of the respective parts and roles played by Carr (op cit) and Wilkinson (sic), and their respective personae (non gratae) is as profound as it is challenging. One suspects, however, that Wilkinson’s strategy was as teasingly playful as it was subversive. Did he really have any serious intention in mind when engaging with the issues raised on this thread? Was his sudden and abrupt departure from the one thread to reappear on another anything other than a ploy to avoid tackling the issues which were being raised? An avoidance strategy that was as theologically bankrupt as it was intellectually irresponsible??
Perhaps Wilkinson was enjoying the creation of cyber-personae more than the actual arguments and viewpoints they attempted to express. That is, until a comment on another thread caught his eye, and pulled the discourse of his own thread in that direction. As usual, the eminence grise of the OST website could prove to be his nemesis. We shall wait and see how he extricates himself, if at all, from the quicksands of postmodern theological reflection. Perhaps he should have stuck to stamp-collecting.
Re: Metacommentary
“Intriguing,” said the Trappist, handing back to the Elderly Sage the manuscript which purported to be a commentary on the escapades of the pentavirate since their more recent emergence from silence.
“Yes,” grumbled the Elderly Sage, taking a brief kick at a pigeon, which was strutting around the metal bench where they were seated, in the main concourse of Prague Central railway station. “And about time too. I have been sitting here for three hours waiting for your arrival. What about the others?”
“Oh, they fell asleep on the padded seat in front of the Van Dyck,” said the Trappist. “They couldn’t go back to the club, smelling of salt and vinegar. They’re probably still there, for all I know.”
“And the pentavirate?” questioned the Sage?
“Yes, carried nem con,” said the Trappist. “Though it’s getting a bit unwieldy, and this Eastern Monk chap will have to show his true colours; we’ll want to know precisely what his persona is if we are to include him in the Project. All this hanging around on street corners in disguise, pretending to be an emissary of some fictitious cardinal or other - it really has its limitations.”
“So where to now?” said the Sage.
“Well, that depends on whether you want to continue the dissimulation,” replied the Trappist. A smoke-screen of retrospective academic analysis and pseudo-theological contributions to alternative threads is a master stroke. Should give some time for things to settle down, while we get on with the real business.”
Using his stick as grappling hook on a nearby railing, the Sage heaved his bulk to the vertical, shaking off the remaining crumbs from his station sandwiches. Accompanied by the Trappist, he clattered off towards the main exit, where the pair disappeared into the anonymity of streets crowded with evening commuters hurrying purposefully to bus and tram stops for their homeward journey.
Re: Sir Toby's -- Invisibility Cloak
The story (http://www.opensourcetheology.net/node/1126#comment-5360; http://www.opensourcetheology.net/node/1139#comment-5377) had left the Trappist striding purposefully towards his uncertain destiny, following his remarkable escape from almost certain death by drowning in the submarine coffin. In his pack had been the scroll which the Old Man had left behind on a previous visit to the Inn, the reading of which had precipitated the eventful denouement of his untimely precipitation via a trapdoor in the antechamber of the hostel into the murky depths of the Vltava.
But the Trappist had been assailed by a moment of doubt as he strode towards the place of the proclamation he was intending to make. Did the scroll really contain the contents which he had so confidently pronounced to the cabal? The true meaning of the Coming of the Son of Man? Flashes of creation narrative gnawed at his thoughts in some deeper recess of his memory. The five possibilities? What had the Old Man been saying?
So it was that the Trappist decided to take a detour from his intended destination, and adopting the disguise of a false moustache crept unnoticed into a gloomy corner of Sir Toby’s, where he might observe, perhaps for the final time, the true purpose of the triumvirate - and the Old Man in particular. It was thus that he witnessed the incident of the Old Man railing about an invisibility cloak as he pored over the account of the Mount of Precipitation in Luke’s gospel.
Invisibility? Precipitation? Surely these were coded words - pointing back to his own precipitation into the Vltava? But wherefore ‘invisibility’? The Master in the story had not adopted a magical cloak of invisibility to escape through the crowd. No sorcery had been involved. The escape was attributable to the crowd’s confusion in its fury, no doubt aided by his own divine presence, rather than primitive stories of magic.
But ‘invisibility?’ The Trappist reflected on his own situation. Somehow he had managed to evade a murderous attempt on his own life, and to succeed in retrurning to the very scene of the attempt, which was still occupied by the three who even now were convinced of the success of their dastardly stratagem. And the object of their conspiracy, the succesful worldwide launch of the pamphlet which was to be the their manifesto - what was it called - “Otherways”? Was this word ‘invisibility’ not in some way a commentary on his own ability, Houdini-like, to evade imprisonment and death, and return to face the very perpetrators of his attempted demise?
From the corner of the communal room, the Trappist bided his time, waiting for the moment, obscured by the darkness and the drooping moustache, now wilting in the heat, and drooping at an angle to his face. The pack, which lay at his feet, still contained the eighth scroll, and another - which he himself had penned. He drummed a finger on the table before him, waiting for the propitious moment: the climactic confrontation.